You girls are awesome… ly horrible. I hate you. Kill yourselves. 

arendellekingdom:

olaf + his carrot nose

requested by: frozenmagic94

daenystormborn:

Firefly Rewatch: 1.06 (Our Mrs. Reynolds) - I want you all to meet…

THE AWKWARD POLITENESS CYCLE

genericfirstname:

When you’re a serial sneezer and a person keeps saying “bless you”, you quickly realise that they want you to stop and it creates this weird aggressively polite dynamic. So you start feeling bad because you keep sneezing and that person is aggressively polite and it just gets awkward.

This has been a PSA from a sinus challenged person requesting your polite comment be given only once.

Pompeii (Gender Pitched) by Bastille

shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

neutral-voice:

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling

thisisabitofme:

Pixar + last lines

NO YOU DONT. THAT WAS MY HEART

cozimaniehauz:

How Delphine really knew

Bonus:

antonyelchen:

[effie trinket voice] that is MISOGYNY

Can we stop waiting
for the life we want to live,
and live it instead?
fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

Us by Regina Spektor from the album: Soviet Kitsch

radtracks:

us // regina spektor

we’re living in a den of thieves
rummaging for answers in the pages
we’re living in a den of thieves
and it’s contagious