biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

telapathetic:

the floor is a shelf for everything

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

Each dream that you chase; each wish you embrace can lead to a  fabulous, faraway place of color!

daeneryscatgaryen:

Two friends promise to meet up at the magic kingdom, to only wind up in a wild goose chase.

Maybe they should have specified which kingdom first?

Oh bother.

Francis & I 

(Thanks for the help Meli & Francis!)      

sortedfood:

annabellebearoh:

This gif is titled How to Leave a Comment by SortedFood. [x]

Why haven’t we reblogged this yet?! This is the exact way to leave a comment or talk to us on social media, and this is exactly how we do it too! 

sortedfood:

annabellebearoh:

This gif is titled How to Leave a Comment by SortedFood. [x]

Why haven’t we reblogged this yet?! This is the exact way to leave a comment or talk to us on social media, and this is exactly how we do it too! 

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

wishful-thinkment:

justforthearticles:

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

image

I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.

"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…

Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.

"…what’s troubling you, kid?"

orphanblack:

thefishinthepercolator:

Orphan Black Poster by Me

Proof once again that Orphan Black fan artists are the best fan artists.
More #CloneClub art here.

orphanblack:

thefishinthepercolator:

Orphan Black Poster by Me

Proof once again that Orphan Black fan artists are the best fan artists.

More #CloneClub art here.

angelophile:

skalja:

lumos5001:

most underrated Doctor

His face.


Always reblog.

Love, love, love Nine.

My manager called and was like, ‘“You got a nomination.” And I was like, “You’re making fun of me.” I didn’t know why he would call to prank me at this hour. I was like, “I won’t believe it until I see it in writing.” And then Taylor [Schilling] called me and told me congratulations, and for some reason I believed her. Then I called everyone back and said, “Now I’m buying it.” She wasn’t going to toy with me at that level. - Natasha Lyonne on hearing the news of her Emmy Nomination for her role as Nicky Nichols in Orange is the New Black.